This weekend, Michael was telling me about what he just figured out about babies.
Buddy: Mummy, I know how you get babies.
Me: Really? How's that?
Buddy: Well, when you decide that you want to get a baby, your brain sends a signal to your belly to start growing a baby.
Me: Wow! Well, that's a good thing because my brain won't be sending my belly any more signals about getting babies....
Nope. I didn't go there. I'm just going to leave this one be. For now.